The Living Centrifuge

Bali Hai - Perez Prado and Rosemary Clooney
Second Hand Rose - Fanny Brice
Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered - Lena Horne
Cry Me a River - Barbra Streisand
Jolene - Dolly Parton
Master of the House - Les Miserables - Alain Boublil

My best friend is .... well, the best.