The Living Centrifuge

Judy and Barbra:
Love, love, hooray for love!
Who was ever too blase for love?
Make this a night for love
If we have to fight, let's fight for love

Judy:
Some sigh and cry for love

Barbra:
Ah but in Pari ze dhie for luvv

Both:
Some waste away for love
Just the same hooray for....

Judy:
After you've gone
And left me cryin'
After you've go-ho-one
There's nooooo denyin
You're gonna feel blue
And you're gonna feel sad
You're gonna feel bad
And you'll miss
The bestest pal you ever had

Barbra:
And I will JUST go my way by my-self
Here's where the com'dy ennnnds
I'll try to de-ny my-self
Lhuv and laughter and frieeeends.
I'll face the unknooooooown!
I'll build a world of my ooooown!
No one knows better than I my-self
I'm by my-self...

Judy:
'S wonderful
And 's marvelous
That you cou'care for me
[Barbra: I do, I do!]
'S awful nice
'S paaaaradise
'S what I looooong to see

Barbra:
I like New Yawk in June
How about chew?

Judy:
I like a GershwinandArlen tune
How about you?

Barbra:
I like a fireside
When a storm is due

Judy:
I like potato chips

Barbra:
Moonlight and motor trips

Both:
Hoooooooooooow about yoooooou?

Barbra:
The sky was blue
And high above the moon was new-ew
And so was love
This eager heart of mine was singin' "lov-er where can you beeee?"
I remember every little thing you used to do
[Judy: Lonely!]
Every road I walk along I walk along with...

Both:
...You...

Judy:
...and night and music
[Barbra: eh!]
Thrill me
But will weeeeee
Be two
Af-ter
the night and
the mu-sic diiiiiiiiie
will IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Barbra: whoa!]

Barbra:
I can be happy
I can be sad
I can be good
Oooor bad
It aaaaaall
Depeeeeends
On you
[Judy: Me?
Barbra: You!
Judy: Oh ho ho]

Judy:
I can be humble
I can be proud
I can be lonely
Oooout in a crowd
It aaaaall
Depennnnds
On you
[Barbra: Me?
Judy: Yeah, you der]

Barbra:
Buuuuut I can save money

Judy:
Or spend it

Barbra:
Go right on living

Judy:
Or end it

Barbra:
You're to blame, Judy, for what I doooooooo

Both:
I know that
I can be beggar
I can be king
I can be almost
Any old thing

Judy:
It all depends if we're
Singin' togethah

Barbra:
'Cause we have fun when we're
Singin' togethah

Both:
The state of the weathah
Turns from gray to bluuuuuuuuuue
[Judy: Everybody!]
And it all
It all
Depe-ends
O-on yooooooooouuuu!!!

[uproarious applause]
 

I have uproarious applause for the fact that you keep being able to quote this action.

:)

Also, as per usual, this blog has become about you and me. haha! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists! No one else exists!

I'm going to go drink tea. I don't want to have another bath, but I can hardly move.
 

So I don't exist!!! So, I count for nothing!!! *sob, sob*

Excuse me now, while I go stick my head in the oven...
 

evita??

"so i don't exist
so i count for nothing
try saying that on the streets
when all over the world
i am argentinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
 

Yes! We have a winner!

"Most of your generals wouldn't be recognized by their own mothers!
But they'll admit I exist when I become vice-president!"
 

"i'm only a radio star with just one weekly show
but speaking as one of the people i want you to know
we are tired of
the decline of
argentina
with no sign of
a government
able to
give us the
things we de-serve!"

now msr's blog is all about luigi and rh......
we'll teach him to move to bc....
 

Ha, Ha! Yes, we will.

"High flying, adored.
So young. The instant queen.
A rich beautiful thing
of all the talents.
A cross between a fantasy of the bedroom and a saint."

OMG, we'll cover the entire libretto at this rate!
 

"don't cry for me argentina
for i am ordinary, unimportant,
and undeserving
of such attention
unless we all are
i think we all are."

"she really brightened up your out of town engagement.
she gave you all she had she wasn't in your contract.
you really should be glad that no one's told the papers...
SO FAR!!!!!"

"what's new buenos aires?
i'm new!
i'm gonna show you whatcher gonna get in me
just a little bit of star quality!"

"still we wouldn't miiiiiiiind
seeing her at harrods
but behind the jewelry counter
NOT IN FRONT!"

"i'm not talking of a hurried night
a frantic tumble then a shy goodbye
creeping home before it gets to light
that's not the reason why i caught your eye...."

"i like your conversation
you've a catchy turn of phrase...."

"call in three months time and i'll be fine, i know
well maybe not that fine
but i'll survive, anyhow"

"don't think i don't think like you i often have those nightmares too they always take some... swallowing.
sometimes it's very difficult to keep momentum if it's you that you are following.
but.
would i have done
what i did
if i hadn't thought
if i hadn't known
we
would
take
the
countryyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

"don't cry for me argentina
the truth is i never left you
all through my wild days
my mad existence
i kept my promise
don't keep your distance."

"but your despicable class is dead.
look who they are calling for noooooooooooooooow!"

"i'm their savior
that's what they call me
so lauren bacall me
anything goes.
i want to be thrilling
i want to be rainbow high
they need their escape
and so do i"

"you're not decorating a girl for a night on the town
and i'm not some second rate queen getting kicks with a crown..."

"... so even though the crowd gave our lady the bird,
the argentine-italy axis
does have some hoooooooope"

"the actress
hasn't learned the lines
you'd like to hear.....
she won't be president of your wonderful societies of philanthropy
even if you asked her to be
which you SHOULD
have asked her to be...."

"oh what i'd give for a hundred years
but the physical interferes
a serious flaw
oh my creator..."

"i'm not that ill
bad moments come and they go
some days are fine
some a little bit harder
but that doesn't mean
i should change my routine
have you ever seen me defeated?"

"don't cry for me argentina
the truth is i shall not leave you
though it may get harder
for you to see me
i am argentina
and always will be"

"oh my daughter
oh my son
understand
what i have done".

aaaaand scene.
 

grrrrr.....

I'M THE STAR! I'M THE STAR!
 

"i'm the greatest star
i am by far
but no one knows it
that's why i was born
i'll blow my horn
'til someone blows it
i'm gonna make the lights,
gonna make the lights,
all flicker and flare up
ha-ha!
all the world's gonna stare up
lookin' down you'll never see me
try the sky 'cause that'll be me!
i can make 'em sigh
i can make 'em cry
one day they'll clamour
for my drama
have you guessed yet
who's the best yet
if you ain't
i'll tell ya one more time
you can bet your last dime
in all of the world so far
i am the greatest
greatest
star!"

i need to stop.
 

Thank you! We'll call you! Next!