Monday, September 12, 2005
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JUDY: I've got to TELL you... about another... another thing that happenedame... when i went... a-aBROADiwent... to... a-LONdon... first --
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Welcome back!
JUDY: Aawwwww... aw, it's LOVEly to be back... thank you... it's lovely... and they're-a... they're TERRibly sweet, they're wonderful, and they were VEry sweet to me... but if you know ANything about... the english PRESS... they're rather ODD. They really are, they just say TERRible things about people, you know, and... they say mzzzzrable things and then somebody sues 'em and then they PAY OFF and then they SAY'EM again and then they SUE 'EM again and it's a NEver ENding thing. Well anyway I LANDed... in London and I was... TAKen to a PRESSSSS... conference in a HOT... AIRless little room... and uh... all these... photographers and reporters and so forth were asking... very imPERtinent, very... RUde... questions, you know... and, and I was, was being so NICE'n there was... [audience laughter]... huh, there was... huh, there was... a-one young girl though, and she was... kinda cute, she was... next to me all the way through this party and she... kept saying 'YOU LOOK MARvelous. I've NEVer... seen you... look as well, you look so reLAXed, and you look, like, what have you been DOing with your-' [audience applause] ahaw. Ha-ha and-and I said 'I don't-I don't-I f... feel FINE' and she kept FOllowing me ALL... arOUnd the ROOM and saying "I can't get OVer- now what have you- oh come on now- what-you've NEver looked so well' and so on and by the end, you know I was there for an hour and a half and by the time I left I felt... PREtty GOOD with this, with this girl and uh... just as I was leaving she said 'Would you mind dropping me... at... my hotel because I'm afraid I can't get a taxi' and I said 'Come ON!' I wanted to here MORE of... all this [audience laughter] so we got INto the taxi and ALL the way to her HO-TEL she kept saying 'I really- I just CAN'T- CAN'T get over it- I've never seen you look like- and I've SEEN you... for a long- but I've never SEEN you-' baehmblah and... dropped her. So I PICKed... up the PAPer, uh the next morning... to her COLumn, and her- she had a WHOLE PAge, and uh... the HEADline said uh, 'Judy Garland Arrives in London... and she's not CHUBBY, and she's not PLUMP... she's FAT!' [audience laughter] The TERRible girl. [audience laughter] What a MISerable thing to do after all that time and taking her to her hotel and then... she... said, she uh, WENT ON in her article and said 'But she's JOLLY, she's JOLLier than I've ever... seen her. And if you... SAY anything... FUNNY to her she THROWS her head back... and her CHIns JOGGle HAPPily'. [audience laugher] Oh-ho. Oh! And then sh- she said a-'but she has a LOVEly smile and I'm QUITE-' uh, no 'her TEETH are CROOKed but I THINK they're her own.' [audience laughter] That's all."
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Welcome back!
JUDY: Aawwwww... aw, it's LOVEly to be back... thank you... it's lovely... and they're-a... they're TERRibly sweet, they're wonderful, and they were VEry sweet to me... but if you know ANything about... the english PRESS... they're rather ODD. They really are, they just say TERRible things about people, you know, and... they say mzzzzrable things and then somebody sues 'em and then they PAY OFF and then they SAY'EM again and then they SUE 'EM again and it's a NEver ENding thing. Well anyway I LANDed... in London and I was... TAKen to a PRESSSSS... conference in a HOT... AIRless little room... and uh... all these... photographers and reporters and so forth were asking... very imPERtinent, very... RUde... questions, you know... and, and I was, was being so NICE'n there was... [audience laughter]... huh, there was... huh, there was... a-one young girl though, and she was... kinda cute, she was... next to me all the way through this party and she... kept saying 'YOU LOOK MARvelous. I've NEVer... seen you... look as well, you look so reLAXed, and you look, like, what have you been DOing with your-' [audience applause] ahaw. Ha-ha and-and I said 'I don't-I don't-I f... feel FINE' and she kept FOllowing me ALL... arOUnd the ROOM and saying "I can't get OVer- now what have you- oh come on now- what-you've NEver looked so well' and so on and by the end, you know I was there for an hour and a half and by the time I left I felt... PREtty GOOD with this, with this girl and uh... just as I was leaving she said 'Would you mind dropping me... at... my hotel because I'm afraid I can't get a taxi' and I said 'Come ON!' I wanted to here MORE of... all this [audience laughter] so we got INto the taxi and ALL the way to her HO-TEL she kept saying 'I really- I just CAN'T- CAN'T get over it- I've never seen you look like- and I've SEEN you... for a long- but I've never SEEN you-' baehmblah and... dropped her. So I PICKed... up the PAPer, uh the next morning... to her COLumn, and her- she had a WHOLE PAge, and uh... the HEADline said uh, 'Judy Garland Arrives in London... and she's not CHUBBY, and she's not PLUMP... she's FAT!' [audience laughter] The TERRible girl. [audience laughter] What a MISerable thing to do after all that time and taking her to her hotel and then... she... said, she uh, WENT ON in her article and said 'But she's JOLLY, she's JOLLier than I've ever... seen her. And if you... SAY anything... FUNNY to her she THROWS her head back... and her CHIns JOGGle HAPPily'. [audience laugher] Oh-ho. Oh! And then sh- she said a-'but she has a LOVEly smile and I'm QUITE-' uh, no 'her TEETH are CROOKed but I THINK they're her own.' [audience laughter] That's all."
[audience applause]
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