Friday, August 12, 2005

It Is Accomplished

I'm so excited that I finally got this mother up and running. Ladies and Gentlemens, this is THE LIVING CENTRIFUGE!!

SEE!
The Living Centrifuge leap over tall logics in a single bound!

HEAR!
The Living Centrifuge crack bones and mangle flesh - primarily his own!

TASTE!
The Living Centrifuge's desire for the perfect croissant!

SMELL!
The Living Centrifuge's absolute refusal to wear deodorant, and compulsion to shave his armpits instead!

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